GOOD RIDDANCE, I say!!
What a shitshow year. Lots and lots of bad stuff; some good in there, but not nearly enough. So - that said - Universe? Oh Universe?
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January 1, 2011
To: The 2011 Universe
Re: A very small request.
Are you there Universe? It's me, A.
I want my baby this year, please. I've been a really, really good lady. And B's been a very, very good man, a good provider/hunter/manly man.
The only thing missing from our lives now, the one thing that would make us complete is a nice, big, glaring, second pink line on one of those evil lovely pregnancy tests.
And, I really hate to be picky: but I would like a sticky bean. You know - none of that 'm' word happening...
I don't care if it's a boy or a girl. Just a baby. Healthy, burping, eating and farting baby.
And, if it's not too much to ask: could we maybe make this baby without breaking the bank? too much, anyway. Maybe we could request a first-out-of-the-gate successful IVF round? Maybe?
Just keep in mind how good we were last year, despite all of the adversity you threw our way.
I just wanna be a mamma now. Please. I beg of you.
Sincerely,
-A
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